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We are narwhals and we are friends with people that have kick-ass facial horns. So if you have no facial horn you won't know what it is that is happening here, and may just as well get the hell outta here. We're talking to you, Mr Jones.
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  • So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

    • Me:   Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
    • Little girl:   *hides behind her mom*
    • Mom:   Go ahead, you can tell her.
    • Little girl:   Yeeaaaaaah...
    • Me:   That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
    • Little girl:   *shakes head*
    • Me:   Ron? Harry?
    • Little girl:   I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
    • Me:   Uh.
    • Little Girl:   HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
    • Me:   That's...fun too.
    Source: stuffimgoingtohellfor
    • 1 hour ago
    • 38320 notes
  • klairy-dust:

earn31:

Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

#This must be how it feels to have a home

    klairy-dust:

    earn31:

    Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

    #This must be how it feels to have a home

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: earn31
    • 22 hours ago
    • 140653 notes
  • cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

    cantgeddynuffofdatass:

    This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: merasmus
    • 22 hours ago
    • 47382 notes
  • cassjaytuck:

    what has two arms two legs and is alive?
    not your favorite character that’s for sure

    ani nie ania

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: cassjaytuck
    • 3 days ago
    • 41166 notes
  • brainbowunicorn:

    sucha-retardis:

    sucha-retardis:

    what’s the best thing about living in switzerland

    well the flag is a big plus

    image

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: hit-an-alltimelow
    • 3 days ago
    • 86072 notes
  • shut-up-merlin:

    The cast of Merlin behind the scenes

    This cast is made of awesomeness

    a very little lapse of concentration?

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: aloneinspaceandtime
    • 3 days ago
    • 645 notes
  • heismyfirstolive:

    timelordsandhunters:

    is nobody going to talk about this painting 

    image

    i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

    never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: timelordsandhunters
    • 3 days ago
    • 80783 notes
  • moriarty-makes-people-shoes:

    smileshidemymisery:

    ravenrobintt:

    derpslife:

    ravenrobintt:

    my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same

    also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent

    JESUS. CHRIST.

    I’m British and I’ve just realised you’re right.. 

    ACCENT HACKS

    (via itwasannieshouse)

    Source: thatxxjiyong-ssi
    • 3 days ago
    • 80541 notes
  • neko-shadow:

ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt

some puns for people who love puns

    neko-shadow:

    ow

    ow

    owowowowow

    puns hurt

    some puns for people who love puns

    (via onedaymytardiswillcome)

    Source: renassance
    • 3 days ago
    • 103953 notes
  • worth reblogging. i even smiled once or twice.

    • 5 days ago
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