Guys, I’m losing my shit. So, observe the humble tomato.
The scientific name for tomatoes is Lycopersicon esculentum, which apparently translates to "edible wolf peach”
Why? Apparently there was an old superstition that members of the nightshade (which includes tomatoes) were used by witches to summon werewolves.
You heard me. Suddenly that spaghetti sauce doesn’t seem so innocent.